Alison has a hard time believing in anything, but that's okay because she loves it all anyway.
She would like to be rich one day so she can travel to space and wear fancy prom dresses (in space). She has the maturity of a middle school boy and finds it difficult to control herself around lollipops. Her dream is to open a bar/brothel joint in North Carolina before buying an entire block in London and converting it to a turn-of-the-century, choose-your-own-adventure sanctuary. Currently, Alison lives in Worcester, MA with her friends, boyfriend, and the rest of the whole damn city. She expects to live a long and rewarding life as a cranky old man with a shotgun.